Get out of my house I am enjoying my oranges

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

ihave-aboner:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

can i be that personality that allows me into small holes? 

becca-morley:

never forget

rendezvousramen:

snoweyboo:

rendezvousramen:

Who’s hair do you think causes the biggest struggle for cosplayers?

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good god

mausouleum:

booty-not-war:

nicolezai:

kenyaosuna:

A parents sacrifice.

This killed me

Fuck yo

right in the heart.

mausouleum:

booty-not-war:

nicolezai:

kenyaosuna:

A parents sacrifice.

This killed me

Fuck yo

right in the heart.