Get out of my house I am enjoying my oranges

opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

tastefullyoffensive:

Man’s greatest invention. [video]

so we got a new villager today…

marmonaa:

(All of this Night Vale fanart is more constructive than you might think. I’m learning a LOT about photoshop.) 
This is possibly my favorite quote from the show. I wanted something to emphasize it before the green head started to flip. 
Speech bubbles are from Zombiesmile’s collection on DeviantArt.

marmonaa:

(All of this Night Vale fanart is more constructive than you might think. I’m learning a LOT about photoshop.) 

This is possibly my favorite quote from the show. I wanted something to emphasize it before the green head started to flip. 

Speech bubbles are from Zombiesmile’s collection on DeviantArt.

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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Bae: Come over.
Me: I can't; I'm playing Skyrim.
Bae: My parents aren't home.
Me: I literally just started playing.
clientsfromhell:

via Jesie Castro